What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:50
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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